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Breaking NewsEric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s TrialNEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uninformed enough to serve at his father’s trial.…
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